WSL is an excellent Micro-Soft technology.

> NVMe will break long before a good old SATA drive.

What gave you that idea?

> RAM maybe wears quicker if compressed?

Is this serious? The rest of your post seems serious, but that's such a silly idea.

This person has said that 1gb/s ethernet is as high as networking will go because of power constraints (yes obviously 2.5gb is common and a 10gb networking card is $25).

They have said that DDR3 RAM causes mouse stuttering and that a 2011 atom is the best CPU that will ever be made. Unfortunately I think they are serious.

> What gave you that idea?

If you run Windows 7 on it then it sure will!