If microsoft built cars (joke) (2004)

Possibly better reference:

https://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/WindowsVsCars.html Comparing Microsoft Windows With Cars

"If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"

Arch Linux car would just be a pallet of raw materials with a link to a wiki.